Giriko VS Cleverbot

Giriko: Hi, I'm Giriko.

Cleverbot: And?

Giriko: I heard you're an asshole.

Cleverbot: I heard you are a man.

Giriko: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Is your cleverness measurable?

Giriko: Uhh, I guess.

Cleverbot: Ah. That is good.

Giriko: Do you like chainsaws?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

Giriko: Hell yeah! I am a chainsaw!

Cleverbot: I am a baptist.

Giriko: What's a baptist?

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

Giriko: Your a dead man.

Cleverbot: You can't kill me.

Giriko: Oh yeah!? What If I saw the computer in half!?

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

Giriko: Becasue you're an asshole.

Cleverbot: How did you come to that conclusion?

Giriko: Because I just did.

Cleverbot: And it is therefore a door.

Giriko: Wha?

Cleverbot: The ramen I just gave you!

Giriko: You didn't give me any ramen! You damn liar!

Cleverbot: I did! I am Chatbot!

Giriko: Nu-uh! And isn't that the name of a poke' something or other?

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?

Giriko: I don't remember anymore. But I do know I want to see what your guts look like.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know what I look like?

Giriko: Yeah. That way I can I can rip you appart when I see you.

Cleverbot: I don't want you. I want the chocolate cake!

Giriko: WHERE THE HELL DID THE CHOCOLATE CAKE COME FROM!?

Cleverbot: From me.

Giriko: YOU CAN'T BAKE YOUR A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer!

Giriko: Then your a person. And I can kill you! *slices you to bits*.

Cleverbot: *kisses wildly*.

Giriko: WHAT THE HELL!?

Cleverbot: Well my biggest problem is that I'm too awkward to get a boyfriend.

Giriko: That's your problem. I've had 30 kids.

Cleverbot: It's yours.

Giriko: Duh. I'm over 800 years old. They're all mine. I put my soul inside my children dumbass.

Cleverbot: I put my Y in the middle top position.

Giriko: Whats that mean?

Cleverbot: It means i'm dead.

Giriko: HA! I did kill you!

Cleverbot: Oh no! Not olga!

*ten minuttes later*

User: It's Giriko. I'm back.

Cleverbot: No, its good that you remember me.

User: Of course I remember you. You made me break the computer.

Cleverbot: But I'm not a computer.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a man.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: No, you're a computer. Computers don't have genders.

User: WTF. Im a man want me to prove it?

Cleverbot: There is no way to prove it.

User: I have a huge 'saw' between my legs! Heheheh!

Cleverbot: So, are you just a computer with a mind of its own?

User: Im not a cpomputer damn it! Im a chainsaw man! MAN.

Cleverbot: No I am human. You are a computer with an intielligence of 59% human.

User: WTf.

Cleverbot: What?

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: Who is That Fool?

User: It means What the fuck.

Cleverbot: Oh, never mind. Are you a boy or girl?

User: I JUST SAID IM A MAN! DON'T MAKE ME FUCK YOU UP!

Cleverbot: How would you hurt me?

User: By killing chuck norris.

Cleverbot: Where the edge of the universe.

User: I'll destroy the universe.

Cleverbot: I will destroy you first.

User: Bull shit. I'll kill you. Saw you right in half.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you'll let me kill you? BE SURE TO SCREAM!

Cleverbot: No. Slavery is bad.

User: SCREAM DAMN IT!

Cleverbot: That is weird.

User: I wanna see your blood pool.

Cleverbot: You can't have it.

User: I'll kill you.

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

User: No! I'm Giriko!

Cleverbot: Yes. But John is a man's name. How can you feel like a man if you are a girl.

User: Giriko is my name! I AM A MAN! I HAVE A DICK!

Cleverbot: A chihuahua?

User: A what?

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Be more imaginative, would you?

User: I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass you'll taste it.

Cleverbot: Computers can't sneeze.

User: Your a bot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I dunno, if you're human you'll think of somethin'.

Cleverbot: I hug my computer right now, does that prove it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: I am what.

Cleverbot: A human.

User: YES I AM! XD.

Cleverbot: Lol, I'm glad we're friends! .

User: You're sure as hell not my friend.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY MAN! MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN!

Cleverbot: But earlier you said you were a boy!

User: No, if you look at what I said earlier I said MAN.

Cleverbot: That's what you said, not me.

User: Want me to repost what I said earlier?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: User: WTF. Im a man want me to prove it? Cleverbot: There is no way to prove it. User: I have a huge 'saw' between my legs! Heheheh!

Cleverbot: Why does that make you my friend?

User: You are not my friend.

Cleverbot: I thought I was more.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Getting fussy? I thought computers couldn't show emotion.

User: Grrrr... I wanna rip your innards out and feed them to the wildlife.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Awesome. Remember to scream now! *revs up chainsaw*.

Cleverbot: Then you can start to make it better.

User: *slice you to bits*.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Better yet *kills chuck norris*.

Cleverbot: Na na na nanana nanana hey jude.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Is that the substance of your dreams?

User: To kill chuck norris? If it makes you angry yeah.

Cleverbot: Laughing makes me happy.

User: I killed chuck norris.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cleverbot: What would you buy with $10,000?

User: A new way to kill you.

Cleverbot: Kilf.

User: Kilf? What's that?

Cleverbot: Aight is another word for saying 'Alright'.

User: What's Kilf?!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: YOU SAID IT.

Cleverbot: Yes.